A weekly irreverent look at the world of sports from an actor, a comedian, and a gambling dog. Tailgating encouraged!


Sports Dorks – Don’t Name The Mascot Oswald

Scott & Andy burn the footage, promote Rice Krispies, do basic math poorly, and more. Spoiler: Han Solo is dead.

Sports Dorks – Raining Canned Hams

Join Scott and Andy as  they solve the Jordan/LeBron GOAT confusion, kick it with some groovy baptists, shave points with Henry Hill, and more.

Sports Dorks – Cubs Hackles

Scott and Andy wager over the upstart Reds, take a trip down Tobacco Road, lambaste the WORST MOVIE EVER, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – It’s NOT Gonna Be Gilly

Scott and Andy throw their hats on the ice, find a sports-book in Westeros, ride a motorscooter of shame, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – Then Came Monday

Scott & Andy talk about a poker trip for Andy, take a virtual trip for spam & poi, take a good look at ‘The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh”, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – Anybody I’m Interested In Seeing Now Is Dead

Scott & Andy defend the honor of the NAME REDACTED, shoot a man in Reno, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – The Big Game

“Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl. Come at me CBS/NFL. I’m feeling litigious.” – Prop bets, the NHL All-Star and Mascot Game, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – St. Louis IS Boring

Scott & Andy go over the NFL dumpster fire, flirt with college girls in San Jose, explain why you never give liquid cocaine to a monkey, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – Andy’s Midlife Crisis

This one has it all: Furries, Golfing with Stannis Baratheon, befouling Pittsburgh, Andy forgetting everything but his own name, Scott finding a way to pick ALL the teams left in the NFL and so […]

Sports Dorks – Double Doink THIS

Playoff dumpster fires, the Queen City, the creepy comedy of ‘Ladybugs’, and so much more.