A weekly irreverent look at the world of sports from an actor, a comedian, and a gambling dog. Tailgating encouraged!


Sports Dorks – Every Team Has Sick Kids

What hand pass? Join Scott & Andy as they ring the bells and cite Chaucer.

Sports Dorks – Sharks Swim in Saltwater

EP236 Look Inward with Scott & Andy for dragon tactics, rigged refs, two yoots, boiling nitro, and more.

Sports Dorks – Shasta Get Put Down

Take two steps back during a rain out and learn why Scott has never been more appropriately disappointed in Andy.

Sports Dorks – Blood on the Ice

The greatest NHL Playoff game in history(?), cowboy hats, fawning over Robert Redford and Brad Pitt, and more.

Sports Dorks – Staring Into The Abyss

Shake up the race with Scott & Andy as they invalidate trophies, learn about spreadsheets, wish for a mascot name named Milty, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – Utah Love

Rickie vs. Tiger. A lap sitting mascot. Notarized handshakes. Oki-Dogs. The Drew Wesley origin story. This episode has it all.

Sports Dorks – History Will Judge Us All

Scott & Andy get in a pickle at Kid Rock Stadium as they disappear into the 60’s while debating truth vs. embellishment. (You know these descriptions only make sense AFTER you’ve heard the episode, […]

Sports Dorks – Embrace The Tragedy

Scott & Andy talk chalk, Ichiro, the Captain Marvel/Shazam confusion, whether or not Tom Cruise shoplifted the pooty, and so much more.

Sports Dorks – Don’t Name The Mascot Oswald

Scott & Andy burn the footage, promote Rice Krispies, do basic math poorly, and more. Spoiler: Han Solo is dead.

Sports Dorks – Raining Canned Hams

Join Scott and Andy as  they solve the Jordan/LeBron GOAT confusion, kick it with some groovy baptists, shave points with Henry Hill, and more.