Virgo August 24- September 22 I think you already know that your biggest problem is that you exhaust yourself, my dear Virgin. A lot of the time you have a tendency to exhaust those around you as you are so tightly wound. Take a deep breath this month and enjoy your birthday celebrations and see the good fortunes you clearly have among you.

Libra September 23- October 22 The stars are preparing for what will be a huge shift for you over the next six months. The shift will overall be positive, but communication will be the key for a smooth transition. Don’t let small misunderstandings lead to full blown battles; keep yourself in check.

Scorpio October 23- November 21 “There ain’t no rest for the wicked, money don’t grow on trees” is your anthem this month. Your intense self is on fire on the work front but remember that a little flexibility won’t kill you, even if it feels like it will. No one will ever accuse you of not working hard.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21 Let me be blunt: You need to back the f*#K down. You are in a tornado of social drama and it is all because you cannot take a step back. TAKE A STEP BACK. Not sharing your feelings for once does not mean you are weak, it just means you are not a complete selfish bitch. Try it.

Capricorn December 22- January 20 You have always been mature, since a very early age. And maybe a tad spiteful because of it. However, as you get older each year, you are getting lighter and breezier. While this is a wonderful journey ahead, remember to avoid being childish and keep drama behind you because it doesn’t just happen to follow you; it needs to be created first.

Aquarius January 21- February 19 If you have been considered unpredictable in the past then those around you will be in shock this month. You are beginning a huge transformation in your life on all levels. Make sure you are communicating openly to avoid any major miscommunications and disappointments. At the end of the day this is about you, but hurt feelings should not be a consequence of your improvements.

Pisces February 20-March 20 I know you love your sleep, which is great because you will need to be well rested for the changes in store for you this month. September will be the month to shake things up in your day-to-day life. Just make sure you are out of bed and receptive to be on the receiving end of these adjustments.

Aries March 21- April 20 What’s up with your love life? It’s been weird, right? The good news is that things will begin to sort themselves out so you can move forward in a positive way. The bad news is you will have to have the dreaded “talk” to do so. Put on your big girl panties and take care of it.

Taurus April 21- May 21 It seems like life is one the fritz, doesn’t it? You are not imagining it, my little Bull, it is. On the upside, everything should fall into place by October. You just need to keep your sanity until then. It might not be a bad time to back up your files and practice relaxation techniques.

Gemini May 22- June 21 Maybe you should take a seat. You have heard of Freaky Friday, right? Well, let me introduce you to F*#ked Up Fall. Shit has officially hit the fan. You have turmoil at home, friendships in a funk and exes lining up on your doorstep. Wtf, right? Right. Now is the time put your smart, adaptable traits to work. Praying might help too.

Cancer June 22 – July 22 You can finally take a deep breath because the past is officially behind you. Kudos to you for moving forward. Unfortunately, sometimes when we move two steps forward we may take one step back. Don’t let any minor setbacks shake up all the progression you have made.

Leo July 23- August 23 Stella, you have officially gotten your groove back. To keep it in place I suggest writing down an action plan on where you want to go next. The next few months are all about preparation and visions of many more great things to come.