Arrrrg! Guest producer Chris Cwiak joins the girls on ‘talk like a pirate day.’ WTF is up with ‘The View’? Samantha recaps Riot Fest and its lack of toilet paper. How many parking tickets do you have? Kansas State band apologizes for perverted halftime show. Woman found guilty of sexual assault having impersonated a man in order to trick a female friend into having sex with her. All this and a lot more!