Kings Nights, Confiscated Drugs, and a Cameo from Kanye

Federal agents took the spotlight on Day 23, as Homeland Security’s Andre Lamont walked the jury through what they found in Diddy’s Los Angeles mansion during the March raid: ketamine, MDMA, a security room stocked with firearms, and an almost comical supply of lube and baby oil. The drugs? Not part of any charges. The guns? Locked up legally—except one with a scratched-off serial number, which somehow isn’t part of the case either. So why parade it all out? Optics. And there were plenty: 200 bottles of baby oil, 900 tubes of lube, and at least one high-capacity drum magazine “just lying around” in a secure weapons room. Nothing says organized crime like a safe full of sex aids and a poorly maintained rifle.

But the day truly belonged to Jonathan Perez, one of Diddy’s many personal assistants, who introduced us to a rebrand of the infamous “freak offs”—now called “Kings Nights.” Perez, testifying under immunity, admitted to buying drugs, setting up sex parties, cleaning up oily hotel rooms, and arranging lingerie for Jane. Yet somehow, he still likes the guy. “I feel great about him,” Perez said when asked how he feels about Combs now. That alone may have undone whatever help the prosecution hoped he’d bring.

The day’s other uninvited guest? Kanye West. Yes, West made a bizarre 40-minute cameo, strolling into court in head-to-toe white, then vanishing just as quickly. His timing? Curious, considering yesterday’s testimony hinted heavily at an unnamed iconic rapper (and his girlfriend) hosting a Vegas freak-off. Bianca Sensori’s birthday is in January, the timeline fits, and now Kanye’s showing up in court to “support” Diddy? Draw your own conclusions, but the math isn’t subtle.

Finally, a reminder that Jane’s infamous June 18 blowout with Diddy—already described in exhausting detail yesterday—got a supporting role today via Perez’s text messages, FaceTime recollections, and one strange post-fight $3,500 cash drop to Jane. The prosecution continues to offer evidence that Diddy is, at best, a wealthy creep. But as far as proving racketeering, trafficking, or coercion? The jury’s still waiting.