The Bitches go out with a bang before their summer break, mixing chaos, chemistry, and cringe in all the best ways. Between debates over 69 logistics, pool pee statistics, and vaginal glitter capsules (yes, seriously), no bodily function is safe from scrutiny.

Things get heated with elevator flirtations, Steve Carell fantasies, and a detour into Top Gun, Tom Cruise, and the strange economics of marrying into Scientology. There’s also a hard left into dating red flags—from emoji abusers to serial ghosters—and a gold-plated cautionary tale that definitely doesn’t end well.

Plus, new music from The Naturals and UK Feds, and the definitive reminder: shower before you swim, and maybe leave the glitter out of your vagina. Back September 12th. EP 166